Jeff's strange new bedfellow

I came home from the grocery store tonight to find this:

Say what??  What is that in my place on the bed?  Is this supposed to be some sort of sign?  Is Jeff passive-aggressively replacing me with a...um, well, a...

whatever that thing is?  And I mean, really, what is this thing?

Anna Belle checked out the new arrival for a few seconds, then decided he was okay.  Little did she know how he was staring at her behind her back...

Ahhhh!!  Whatever that thing is looks like it wants to eat Anna Belle!  Look out you little white puff of a dog! You're no match against his evil cross-eyes and large chiclet teeth!  He will crush you!

Jeff has informed me that apparently this is a teaching tool for young children (yikes)!  I guess he and the other dental students get to go to all of the elementary schools around town and teach them to brush their teeth.  I have a feeling it goes something like this:

Dental students: "Hello children!  My, aren't you cute little dears.  Well kids, today we have an exciting message."

Excited children: "Yay!!"

Dental students: "Yes, yes, very exciting.  Today we are going to learn how important it is to brush our teeth.  And, dears, it is very important.  (In a cautious tone) If you don't brush your teeth every morning and night, then you are going to (slowly pull out the hideous thing) TURN INTO THIS!!!"

Screaming children: "NOOOOO!  (As they run from the room screaming bloody murder) Heaven have mercy!"

Yeah, I have a feeling it will be something like this.

I think I will go brush my teeth now.  Nighty night.