Jeff and Steph: Woah, Steph, you look...different

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Woah, Steph, you look...different

This is what I do at work. My boss takes embarrassing pictures of me, and then makes me look fat. Thanks boss.

Whew. I guess I need to ease off the pizza and cake.

2 comments:

Carol Swift said...: Well, maybe your cellulite won't show as much because it is all stretched out.; June 22, 2010 at 3:02 AM
Ron said...: Oh, poor Jeff...; June 22, 2010 at 10:30 PM

Our Favorite Quotes

Steph: "Why are you being so nice?"
Jeff: "Because I love you."
Steph: "Where did that come from?"
Jeff: "From my heart! From the depths of my bosoms."

Jeff: "Bio-gas...that isn't anything new! I have been producing bio-gas since the day I was born!"

Steph: "If I went deaf and blind, would you leave me for another woman?"
Jeff: "You would never know it if I did..."

Jeff: "Oh my gosh, that is an ugly child. It seriously looks evil...that is the devil...there is nothing holy in that!"

Steph: "Do you have a booger in your hand?"
Jeff: "Not in a couple seconds..."

Jeff (Talking to Hero who had just woken up from sleeping all day long): "You are definitely your mother's puppy."

Jeff: "So, I peed in the backyard today."

Jeff: "This is a lot of man for one woman."

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Woah, Steph, you look...different

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