Jeff and Steph

I absolutely detest Subway commercials. And the theme-song. Ohhhh annoying.

Our Favorite Quotes

Steph: "Why are you being so nice?"
Jeff: "Because I love you."
Steph: "Where did that come from?"
Jeff: "From my heart! From the depths of my bosoms."

Jeff: "Bio-gas...that isn't anything new! I have been producing bio-gas since the day I was born!"

Steph: "If I went deaf and blind, would you leave me for another woman?"
Jeff: "You would never know it if I did..."

Jeff: "Oh my gosh, that is an ugly child. It seriously looks evil...that is the devil...there is nothing holy in that!"

Steph: "Do you have a booger in your hand?"
Jeff: "Not in a couple seconds..."

Jeff (Talking to Hero who had just woken up from sleeping all day long): "You are definitely your mother's puppy."

Jeff: "So, I peed in the backyard today."

Jeff: "This is a lot of man for one woman."

Thursday, May 28, 2009

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